Dictionary of “Christian” terms

Here is a dictionary of Christian terms, that I will update as time goes on.

Note: Most of them are sarcastic, and I don’t want any death threats (or loss of salvation threats).

Heretic: Someone who slightly disagrees with you on anything. This could be a theological issue, such as the virgin birth, or type of deodorant one uses.

ex. “Harry, you use Verizon Wireless? Everyone knows AT&T is what Jesus would use, heretic”

Fundamental: Someone who wishes it were still 1964.

Liberal: The absolute worst thing you could call a “believer.” Generally regarded as a second class Christian, often times has bruises on forehead from people smacking them with verses.